*does a ballet pose but falls down* "What's the rush?" [Alex's stepdad, clearly in a drunken stupor, takes several attempted swings at Major Payne, who easily dodges them and knocks him down to the ground.]. Major Payne: I'm sorry Mr. A trained killing machine who seems to truly love his work, Major Payne (Wayans) is let go by the army and hired by Madison Academy to whip their junior R.O.T.C. Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. ), Eagle: "You're too little! Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. Major Payne: Nope, but I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra gucamole sauce! Major Payne, "I never said family don't break up. Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM. I don't wanna wake him up! you don't need to try to show people what an asshole you are. Train in trouble: Georgia and the birthday train! ive seen that part like ten times frekin hilarious. I think maybe" *prays* "Please?" Perky feels the shock of the impact, and Tillie is forced to chug faster to get the Birthday Train out of here, but she feels the weight pull her backwards. ), Tower: "Rollo the Clown is loading now! YOU'LL BNEVER TAKE MAJOR VINCENT WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!!! Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. Major Payne: I'm just a bald headed son of a b*tch without hair. Major Payne, Cadet Alex Stone's quote: "Come on, guys. " Major Payne, "Because we feel good in a dress. Are you kidding? Disney and Warner Bros. the two most iconic famous . Major Payne: Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! A hawk flies by. Book Synopsis . more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. ), Eric: *smiles* "About the little engine and the toys it brings! How about the Little Engine That Could!" Damn skippyhe just kept chuggin alongchugga chugga toot toot. Emily: Major! Perky trumpets in terror, as his car reaches the gap, where two train rails fall into the gorge. "Unity", turds; that is the key word in "unit", without the "Y"! it just works without effort. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. "Negative. 18 Jan. 2023. ", Tillie: *pulling Farnsworth out* "Oh that's silly, Farnsworth. ", Rollo: [singing]"If you will just believe it's true,, There's not a mountain that you can't climb,, There's not a river you can't make it over,, There's no tomorrow that you can't find if you try,. Major Payne: Don't push the "maybes", baby. Web. | Source: Amodays, Related: 80 Quotes on the Value of Self-Respect and How to Build It, "Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Emily:[angry] I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative re-enforcement. There was a little engine that could. (ranting) NO WAY, NO TIME, NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!" Georgia then brakes to a stop, as her bonnetfalls down in front of her face. [Marine nods and Payne grabs the private's pinky finger]. 18 Jan. 2023. " Cadet Kevin Dunn, "What, boy? But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea . Col. Braggart: Major Payne, what are you doing here? Major Payne, "He's trying to show you some affection." Participants expressed that the lack of soft skills. Major Payne Monologue (The Little Engine That Could) 4,256 views Feb 13, 2013 32 Dislike Share Save mitch salvaggio 12 subscribers This is me (Mitchell Salvaggio) performing a monologue. You're too little." Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Emily: No, actually he left. troop into shape (they've come in. Boy I'm 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the snow storm. Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. Major Payne: [After being discharged from the Marines] It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man. ", Tillie: *Doing a bad impersonation of Jebediah* "I'm on my way, Tower. Major Payne, "General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself? Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! Major Benson Winifred Payne: I never said family don't break up. Do you feel like there is too much going on in your life? From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. Do not attempt to valid my authority! GET USED TO THE SOUND OF THAT WORD! Cadet Alex Stone, Major Payne's quote: "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Want to Read. "Let me be more directthey hate you." Emily Walburn. Major Benson Winifred Payne: A squad that lives together, wins together! Tower (The Little Engine That Could 1991), Little Engine That Could movie characters. She then leaves the roundhouse with Jebediah's milk train. ), Tower: *Looking at his schedule* "Jebediah! Major Payne: Got to earn my right to be called a man. (scares Missy and chugs away) "I won't pull you, I won't pull you" (chanting continues), (Missy rests her hands in her face to hide her streaming tears, while Pete leaves over the hill on his way back to the yard, blowing his whistle. Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Aw, phooey! It is a great read for anyone interested in fresh adaptations of classic Greek literature. more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Then his older sister Jill comes in. It's somethin' special. Ace Ventura. The Three Little Pigs! ", Eric: "It will come! Some critics would contend that the book is a metaphor for the American dream . and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL! It is now up to you and the seven passengers left to decide who killed the eighth. Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. Choo, choo! Create a simple dramatic presentation of The Little Engine That Could.Allow younger students who are emergent readers opportunities to participate in this activity by having them choral read or echo read the script when it includes repetitive statements such as, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can" and " I thought I could. ", Little Wolf: "Go forward, little train. !..Hey AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!Heeeeey. If you need a reminder of how amazing you are, here are 20 quotes to remind you of your worth and value. A-hee hee hee! He walks to the windowsill and looks at the mountain ahead. Major Payne: That's one death warning sign, any more volunteers? If only all bedtime stories were that entertaining. *BAM* I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND!!! The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. Major Payne: Directed by Nick Castle. Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value. Emily Walburn's quote: "He's a little upset about this morning. Major payne classic damon wayans at his best. Relax. Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss. Made by movie fans, for movie fans. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." Gotta maintain discipline; gotta keep up my strength! The camera moves to the mountain. and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL! Major Payne: If he ain't dead, he ain't happy! Major Payne: Nope, but I can cream your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce! India! Major Payne: Go on back to your bunk, son. You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? ", Tower: "You really wanna do this, don't ya, kid?" We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! Web. ", Rollo: "Well, I ,eh, eh" *sees Grumpella with an annoyed look* "Yeah! Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Colonel Braggart, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!" Maybe no one's responsible. The Little Rascals! Major Payne - The Little Engine That Could: Major Payne (Damon Wayans) comforts Tiger (Orlando Brown) with a bedtime story.BUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/major-payne-1995/1MVc84b326bace94c7b59842cb6b6570242?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionWatch the best Major Payne scenes \u0026 clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqrzjiTtAwvbcoSGuolx-raRFILM DESCRIPTION:Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. (departs for the yard) I just can't do it, I just can't do it, I just can't do it" (chanting continues), (Shift to: Train yard, where Tower is dozing), Jebediah: "I just couldn't do it, Tillie. controllers, switches, rail power clips other misc. GET USED TO HEARING THAT WORD! Cadet Kevin Dunn. Major Payne: I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne wiped out the enemy with extreme prejudice! ", Jill: *walks away from him* "Don't hold your breath." I hope I can. You think that stopped the little engine that could? , There's not a river we can't make it over! Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. Major Payne, "I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. narrow if the individual does not have the right soft skills. Emily: He's trying to show you some affection. . Enlarge this image. Nike is legendary, both as a brand and in its marketing. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. (to Rollo) THERE WON'T!" J Cole broke into mainstream hip-hop in 2007 with his mixtape, "The Come Up.". " Major Payne, "Aw, phooey! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Col. Braggart: Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. Fact is, honey, I wouldn't mind if you were pullin' a train for me. You'll get your chance. ", (The camera pans up to show Jebediah returning back with his empty milk train. Meanwhile, as the camera fades out on them, it returns to the toys having waited for help for a half hour or more, and Grumpella finally loses patience. "major payne" (1995) director. She's enjoying her journey pulling the birthday train, while Rollo, Jeepers, and the gang are enjoying their ride. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. (Lightning flashes above the tunnel as the summit rumbles before them. needless to say, there was PLENTY OF OPPOSITION! Major Payne, "Actually, Sir, he is deaf." ", Rollo: "Oh, eh, sure." ", Jill: "It's worse than dumb, it's not even real. Back in his book, the pictures show Tillie's challenges earlier that evening. His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. MAJOR PAYNE "Little Engine That Could" Clip (1995) JoBlo Movie Clips. "You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or dig in your butts without my say so. Hold on to your smokestack!" It was 30 miles to the next town. Major Payne: Oh, thank you now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line! The Little Engine That Could Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. Don't all run at once. Major Payne: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. Too little!" To help us do this, here are 20 quotes on fire to ignite our potential. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress. The Little Engine That Could Finale | Major Payne - YouTube The Little Engine That Could Finale | Major Payne @Hoggie124 Subscribe 15 Dislike 0 Share Would You Fly To Paris For. We can't waste a minute! ", (Then Chip came down and shushed at Tillie. A hawk flies by. DIE PIG DIE! Something just went "SPRING", and I just stopped! I oughta change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne. You terminate his command? I suggest we get this party started. Cadet Alex Stone. Major Payne: It's civilian life, sir. ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia leaving with the birthday train* "I could do that." Rebuilders lot. ", Pete: "You want me to pull you? have any of you a favorite bedtime story? He's looking for a few good menor at least a few guys old enough to shave. ", Farnsworth: "And what would you know about it? Well, where did you get it? A large icicle hits near the tracks, almost destroying the train. A page turns to a picture of a house. Major Payne, "Major Payne reporting for duty, Sir!" Be back in a flash." The Little Engine That Could Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. She is not too little! ", (Cut to Farnsworth riding along the tracks on his way back to the roundhouse, until Rollo steps on the track waving a red flag. They use an old cargo hook pole as a makeshift rail for the bridge to get across to the other side. its sad that children like you are "our" future. ", (The camera fades in on Rollo calling out to Georgia. Know thiskilling is my business, ladies, and business is good!". [Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]. | Source: Amodays, "I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing." [the entire Madison Squad is collected after their brawl with Wellington and former Madison cadet, Dotson, whom Williams knock out cold as retribution to injuring Alex.]. For its 90th anniversary, Caldecott Medalist Santat pays homage to the story's original artwork while giving it his own distinctive polish. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. And it was worth it! "Major Payne" Scripts.com. Finally, If you enjoyed these quotes, you might like this compilation that seeks to unleash your wolf instincts. | Source: Amodays, "I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement." Whiskey! Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. by Watty Piper. Lt. Col. at the Games: This is unsatisfactory. Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Synopsis: Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. ", (Soon, Tillie has hitched herself to the Birthday Train with the toys on board, and she finally begins her adventure of pulling the train. Cadet Alex Stone: What about family and unity and all that other bullshit you said? The Little Engine That Could Paperback - Sticker Book, June 23, 2020 by Watty Piper (Author), George and Doris Hauman (Illustrator) 1,671 ratings Part of: The Little Engine That Could (21 books) Kindle $5.99 Read with Our Free App Hardcover $4.99 21 Used from $1.99 21 New from $4.96 1 Collectible from $15.00 Paperback Major Payne, Emily Walburn's quote: "Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?" I was told you were away on an important assignment. You're too little! Nine original empty Lionel boxes in varying conditions. Major Payne: You nasty little worm. *he then takes off* Indeed not me, indeed not me, indeed not me! I just had it comin'! Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? Trucks, wheels, motors. ), (Tillie keeps going slowly, as an avalanche falls off the tunnel. May 17, 2010. You go on now. Alex Stone: Because you are the one with the biggest tits! A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. ", Georgia: "Yeah! (Another train whistle is heard) "Ahh, that sounds more like the right one!" Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. Web. Payne addresses the boys.]. He found an opportunity to write another story, despite the tremendous change associated with settling into a civilian lifestyle. (Her right hand holds the door and turns her head to her little brother, Eric) Cause there's not gonna be any little engines or birthday trains coming here. Apparently, he had a little accident." ), Farnsworth: "What do you think you're doing? I know it will! ), (Tower ignores him as Georgia pulls up to him. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. I suggest we get this party started. ", Tillie: *smiles* "Chip, have you been eaten those green worms again? Drug lord's underlings all point their weapons at Major Payne]. I just can't believe you really believe that. ), (Just then, she sees a snow-covered train tunnel in the form of a scary monster. Major Payne: [To Emily about being married] Negative. I want you to read this book. ), Perky the elephant: *rolling on a ball* "Oh, my!" It has produced some of the most memorable and inspiring commercials of any sports brand in the world. Feel like I'm gettin' weaker, while Charlie's gettin' stronger in the jungle. I was told you were away on an important assignment." Marillion est un groupe de rock no-progressif britannique, originaire d'Aylesbury, en Angleterre.Fer de lance du renouveau du rock progressif, il est form en 1979 sous le nom de Silmarillion nom emprunt un roman de J. R. R. Tolkien, auteur du Seigneur des anneaux.Le nom est vite raccourci Marillion, tandis que le groupe s'loigne peu peu de toute rfrence folklorique . I'd have to blast my way out. He then notices that he cannot waste time and blares his horn to wake his engines up. The story is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. The birthday train! Apply it. General Decker: Payne, what happened? Farnsworth and Pete will be along soon enough. (flaps up then back down on Tillie's lamp with grunt), Chip: "Leave me alone, Tillie! It also represents some of the biggest sports stars in history. ), Eric: (to Jill) "Look here! Two! (Tillie and Chip cower.) Eric sees the Birthday Train. ", (Fade in: Grumpella and Rollo arguing on the tracks), Grumpella: "There won't be anymore engines! The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could is an American folktale (existing in the form of several illustrated children's books and films) that became widely known in the United States after publication in 1930 by Platt & Munk. You'll never make it through the storm! ", (In the roundhouse, we are introduced to five engines; Georgia, a beautiful red steam engine with a special yellow bonnet, Jebediah, an old, yellow run down engine who was chugging while snoring, Pete, a big red engine who coughed smoke while he was asleep, Farnsworth, a big silver diesel engine who honked his horn while sleeping and Tillie was a beautiful little blue engine and sleeping on her lamp was Chip, a bird. ", (The scene shifts to Georgia climbing up a hill and makes it to the top. Go change your Huggies, boy! Alex Stone: What happened to knocking first, Dotson? Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. He is the author of a children's book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. I have to go to the bathroom. ), Tillie: [chanting] "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. My finger, my finger! (in thier faces) "NO, NO,NO!!! ", Tower: *pointing to a passenger train nearby* "You take that passenger train over the mountain to the town! The Birthday Train ventures further into the mountain, passing a small waterfall and along a cliff face, where a flash of lightning appears. There I was pulling" *honks* "smoothly" *then resumes in a normal voice* "sothat fine people could enjoy the view." *heaves him faster, taking Pete by surprise*, Chip: *flapping in the air* "Boy, Tillie's sure fired up this morning! The little engine brought the Birthday Train! ", Georgia: "I don't know. There's nobody left. Who's responsible? Major Payne: What happened? On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. Major Payne's Bedtime Story. General Decker: Listen, I've made some calls and I have an assignment for you. The Businessman You are the Businessman On Wednesday, August 5th, 1932, you and eight other passengers boarded a three-day express train from Bombay, India to Lisbon, Portugal. Cherished by readers for over ninety years, The Little Engine That Could is a classic tale of the little engine that, despite her size, triumphantly pulls a train full of wonderful things to the children waiting on the other side of a mountain. So it helps to think of our lives in the same ways we think of fire. All of a sudden CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Do-not-a-tempt-to-chall-enge but authority. ", Big Wolf: "You'll be" (howling) "Yip, yip, yip, sorry! November! I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER! I can do it! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. ", Major Payne: If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between sh*t and Syphis. Major Payne: Hey Corporal. PG-13 1995 95 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 14+ Based on 5 reviews Kids say age 12+ Based on 9 reviews Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. ), (Jeepers the monkey nods, turns around and blows a whistle, lighting up the entire shed with magic, as balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. You stupid? WHAT? ), Rollo: "Ha, nothin' to it!" Major Payne, "Major Payne, what are you doing here? From this day forward, you will be called maggots! Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. However, a loose boulder flows toward the bridge. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. ", Grumpella: (complaining) "I knew it, I knew it! (The camera opens on a book that opens to a picture ofThe Little Engine That Could. The Little Engine that Could is a children 's story that appeared in the United States of America. The little steam engine was sorry, but she went on, Choo, choo! Fortunately, before he completely breaks down, Payne finds his way back into a military capacity at Madison Preparatory School, leading a group of misfit JROTC students who don't want to be led. Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground. Major Payne: Now, Im'ma ask you nicely: please, return to your vehicle. "See? The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could Watty Piper, Doris Hauman (Illustrator), George Hauman (Illustrator) 4.18 109,520 ratings1,632 reviews The story of a train filled with toys and gifts for little boys and girls that breaks down before reaching the children. " Major Payne, "Why do I have to wear the dress? I just had it comin'! *puffs smoke out of her smoke stack* "Toot, toot, toot! Break it on down! There were toy animals giraffes with long . ), Grumpella: "Like I said: "No more engines! Don't all run at once. What about YOU, brown nose? In some of his earlier film work, including "Mo' Money" (1992), he was softening the edges too much. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Was there ever a Ms. His best work, including the "Men on Film" segments of "In Living Color," depend on outrageous behavior, and as Major Payne he is plenty outrageous. Along the way, they come across an old, rickety bridge that partly collapses when trying to cross it. " Major Payne, "Excuse me, what did you say? Tiger: Major Payne just terminated that Bad man with extreme prejudice! A loud explosion is heard within the tunnel as Georgia comes out the other side. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. Major Payne: What, boy? Emily: Here. major payne the little engine that could script Found insideThis timely handbook represents the latest thinking in the field of technology and innovation management, with an up-to-date overview of the key developments in the field. Cadet Dotson: You a**holes don't need to worry about that. Lieutenant, "What the hell was that, you little freckle face cartoon? Major Payne Movie review by Barbara Shulgasser-Parker, Common Sense Media Common Sense says age 12+ Silly slapstick movie has some violence, salty language. I DONOT!" TO WORK! Drug Lord{laughing}: You'd better give up, seor. Don't bust a boiler. "Major Payne Quotes." I just had it comin'!" *Suddenly looses his balance and falls on a panda named Handy Pandy* "Oops. You terminate his command? ), Georgia: "What ya got for me today, Tower?" *a puff of smoke comes out of her funnel*, Doc: "Hmmm, well, you'll be alright, it's just a bent sponger monger, but there won't be any mountain climbing for a few days. Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis! Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes, and lines from all your favorite films. Maybe no one's responsible. Woman, when I was six years old, I had a full-time job." ), (Farnsworth's eyes pop open, as he hits his brakes to slow down and stop and also bumping into Rollo on the face. more details. ", Doc: "I'm sorry, but I've got to get Georgia back to the roundhouse. ", Pete: "Yeah, yeah. Look at you. Do you feel less accepting of yourself lately? Check them out! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one.". Right, for a train! Major Payne: [Grabs the arm of Alex's stepdad mid-swing] You hit that boy again, Im'ma do more than salute you. It was early in the morning when a little boy named Eric was reading a book. Just like the limitless potential of fire, we have the potential to either be constructive or self-destructive. What beanstalk you fall from? " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Major Payne, what are you doing here? I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. 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